Ah fuck, birthday no more chalet peeps. Singaporeans are freaking kiasu, fully booked all the way. Unless i book on the 20th of May. Which is like 2000 days away from my birthday, no feeling. So plan gone case. FUCK.

I struggle as i find my way back to full fitness. I could only lift half the weight of what i could do before. Run 3/4 the distance i could before. Pretty depressing, but i wont stop. One of the worst parts has to be the controlling of my diet. Being such a "no-life" bugger i stay up till the wee hours of the morning, got to resist snacks. I need to find my life back. I feel like a completely useless bum, rotting at home doing nothing. I only contribute to the carbon dioxide in the air thats about it.

Time to sleep before i snack.


Ya i freaking look like a tyrannosaurus, thanks to the gym session 2 days back. I cant straighten my arms for nuts. Serious LMP. Effects of being out for two months. Ouch. I jog and walk like t-rex also. F*


Buffet later on at Suntec, small gathering. Gonna hinder my diet. HAHA. I have made an effort to put my fatty diet to a halt.

Been through several check-ups and x-rays, non of which would be as nerve wrecking as the one tomorrow. Simply because, i want to gym soon. I would be asking the doctor the do's and dont's, and im pretty sceptical about the answers. It would be depressing to hear that i cannot gym or play socce ever again.

Fingers crossed....................


While watching the Liv vs Che game i cant help but wonder why the chelsea physios are so fit. Anybody knows why?

Jeff this is for you:


Portuguese speak portuguese!!!!!!
Call yourself a portuguese?!
Oh and please drive safe please, i know your car stable cos of the AWD. BUT!

Fatness day as i had macdonalds for dinner and ice cream at island creamery, but its ok. Since i'm self declared fit to gym already, give my body 1 last chance to taste junk food.

HAPPY 20th BDAY CHENG!


Makes me excited.

AH FUCK


How many great offers do we receive in life? How many have we grabbed hold of? How many have we turned down by mistake?

How do i place a value on the offer recieved? How do i know if the overture will not backfire?

Good offers come and go, important that we turn down some good offers to acquire an even better deal.

Stakes are high.Hope this acquisition will not be a mistake. PLEASE dont backfire on me.

GOGOGO.


Note: Do not speed. Speed then cannot play soccer.

There are things in life we should never take for granted. Simple things in life. To take the bus again was a relief, getting to enjoy a movie was just sweet. Being able to lie on a pillow again is heavenly.
I had my best sleep in months..........



A definite must catch:


FINALLYYYYYY! Time to shed my armour. Free at last.

Bye bye:


Who could possibly forget the match between liverpool and arsenal earlier today. Was a treat for the neutrals and liverpool fans alike.

As for the arsenal fan........................................



Whats the one thing all pre-enlistees fear the most when they open their mailbox? Ya, u guessed it right! A letter from mindef. Damnnnn...Well havent got the letter yet, but my friend Sophian called me minutes ago. Just the emotional tone and the solemn background and i knew that he had been hit. Hit by the enlistment letter, aww mann. When is it gonna be my turn. He's left with 3 months, thats devastating.

It triggers such paranoia:

I'm SCREWED. says:
wa h sophian kenna ns letter liao
I'm SCREWED. says:
shit
I'm SCREWED. says:
i damn scared
Cheng Teh Kaiser. Need A Change. says:
wah cb
Cheng Teh Kaiser. Need A Change. says:
zhun bo
I'm SCREWED. says:
sad sia
I'm SCREWED. says:
3 mths left
Cheng Teh Kaiser. Need A Change. says:
ok brb
Cheng Teh Kaiser. Need A Change. says:
i go down open letter box
I'm SCREWED. says:
LOLLL


HAHAHAHA

To you i come, before you i stand. says:
bro you ther?
I'm SCREWED. says:
yea whats up
To you i come, before you i stand. says:
how you doing man
To you i come, before you i stand. says:
hows your neck thing?
To you i come, before you i stand. says:
can go out?
I'm SCREWED. says:
ok ah not too bad ....weds can remove
To you i come, before you i stand. says:
gym?
I'm SCREWED. says:
can
To you i come, before you i stand. says:
socer?
I'm SCREWED. says:
no
To you i come, before you i stand. says:
hahaha
To you i come, before you i stand. says:
okay
To you i come, before you i stand. says:
oh
To you i come, before you i stand. says:
okay

To you i come, before you i stand. says:
so hows the car man?
I'm SCREWED. says:
ya
I'm SCREWED. says:
scrape la
I'm SCREWED. says:
of course
I'm SCREWED. says:
how to save the car
I'm SCREWED. says:
haha
To you i come, before you i stand. says:
any new car?
I'm SCREWED. says:
nola
I'm SCREWED. says:
where got money
To you i come, before you i stand. says:
as in insurace company got give any car?
To you i come, before you i stand. says:
now no car?
I'm SCREWED. says:
no
To you i come, before you i stand. says:
wah
To you i come, before you i stand. says:
sad sia
I'm SCREWED. says:
what to do

I hope you're happy im in this plight now.

www.simpsonizeme.com

go play go play.....

When i was bored, i went to friendster and dug out all the twitish testimonials from unknowing victims.

# Posted 06/1/2004 10:54 am
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sinCe lasT yeaR... bUt we onlI tis
yeaR den veri cloSe...verI chiO hohz
she alSo veri cuTe and
sweET.. ..heEx..a shY gal too.. don
seE her so guAi actUallIi sHe sumtiMes
can be veri siaO siaO de...hahazZ...
alWays bullY me de...heex..jk jk...k
la..tatS al i haVe to saE abt
heR..sorrI arZ..writE so short 4
u..nexT time den write lonG lonG 4 u
k?? heEx...bye!! take care arz..LOL!!

*Friendster testimonial template for the twitzzzz...c`mon everyone has got such a testimonial before right? Anyone guilty of writing one like this?