I think the population of strays these days are on the rise, i'm saying this as there are far too many road carcasses nowadays. Be it cats or dogs. I saw 3 dead cats yesterday on road dividers, and 1 dead dog at the bus stop at dover. All road kills of course. So please, if you have a pet, use rubber! For the animal of course......



Bloodied, doing my bloody attachment stint.

I'm angry, because i do not have enough food.

No more messing around, time to get serious. Its time i should reinstate my 3-4day gym week regime. Suffering from physique degradation, buck up or f* up.

4 hours later.................

It's been ages since i last remained in a gym for more that 1 hr, was in the gym for an hour forty minutes. What a change in attitude. All sounds good , and then i blew it. Dinner at mac. HAHAHA!!!


Football feverish weekend has taken its toll, fatigued like never before.

Was down at my cousins place for some buffet and then we decided to head over to Ubi to check out the new Nissan GT-R. It's a time machine, sheer engineering brilliance!!! It was a true work of art, how i wish i had the money. The cost of the car can get you either 3 WRX's , 2 Evox's or 3 rx8's. HAHA. It was a display of orgasmic proportions.


Oh yes, how can i forget this? I was asked if i was local again, and then i said yes. This time round i asked the person,"WHY? Do i look like i'm from china?". No prize for guessing the reply, and it was yes.

Wacko Driver: Science park heading towards Bukit Batok.

This was the first time in my life someone almost made me pee-ed in my pants for reckless driving.
This crack-pot cabby Neo Choo Song. Basket, drove like he was possessed. I guess he was, the conversations he started was total nonsense. (I made up his name, he didn't display his license card. Which makes me suspect that he stole the cab.

During one of dozen unintelligible sentences he brought up, he started off asking me if i know about this guy by the name of $#&^#@$ ok it was in Chinese couldn't catch the name. I sat there stunned, and shook my head. Then he asked if i had watched this show "#$%^&*%". OK! Some Chinese show again or documentary or whatever. Then i said no again, with that said and done,it catalysed that cocked-up brain cells of his. Then his rantings began. Ok, to be exact he said in mandarin of course:
Neo: You never watch this show? You don't know who he/she is?
Me: Hur hur, No.
Neo:Where do you come from?
Me Singapore.
Neo:Good, You dont know who he is?
Me:No
Neo:GOOD.
Neo:Short pause
Neo:You don't know him? Doesn't mean he doesn't exist right?
(Pretty freaked out) Me: Uhhh ya...Hur hur
Neo:Iyah whether or not he exist is non of my business right? Guan wo she mo pi shi? Dui ma?
Me:Hur Hur........................

Then he breaks down cursing just about anything within his sight. I felt like jumping out the cab.

Please note, Characters used here are purely fictional.

Cost of cab ride back from work:
$27

Price of a bottle of Antelope horn shaving concoction:
$5 (it sucked)

Being asked if i was from China for the second time this year:
Priceless.

My seasonal throat ulcers are back. They never seem to go away for good. Luckily for me this time, the blistering fever didnt accompany the ulcers. Still the discomfort is irritating the hell out of me.

What can i sayyyyy??



Atticus( The inspiration )

I just found myself a very valuable time-wasting activity. You guys should check out MTV SCARRED. Not for the faint of hearts. DO WATCH IT!!! WATCH ITTT!!!!

Just one of the milder videos(But still not for the faint hearted):


I think the earth has been rotating at twice its speed recently, time really flies. Perhaps it's because of the monotonous days i've been going through or just like any other student going through their internship. So expected, so routine, with no surprises whatsoever. Every morning is spent stoning in the office waiting for the caffeine to be kick in before doing anything constructive.

Whats up with LSR??? My condolence going out to the drown victim earlier today.


EVILLLLLLL............

Dont know what the fuck is wrong man, play like an ah gua when against outsiders. Fucking poor performance.

Work rate: 1/10
Composure:0/10(Didnt get more than 3 touches of the ball)
Shooting accuracy:1/10(Conversion instead of free kick)
Confidence:0/10(Enough said)

Caterpillars turn to butterflies that lays more eggs and produce more butterflies. In my stomach!.

The weekend functions like a merry-go-round. Sucks you in on an
adrenaline pumping ride, and spits you right into the Monday blues.
Speeds by like nobodies business.

Speaking of near year resolutions, I've seen countless people whine and moan about their sucky
2007. Telling themselves that 2008 will be a better year. Is that
possible? We've been telling ourselves every new years day that this
year will be a better one, what if you had already lived out your best


Has anyone suffered from chronic eye twitches before? The over zealous nerves in my eyelids are driving me up the wall. 4th
day running and still twitching strong. I guess the only cure is to
shoot a rubber band on the eyelid and numb the nerves. I wonder whats
scaring the nerves, that makes them wanna jump out.

Someone get me an Abarth.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

7:49 PM

Made my debut at workplace today, first appearance of 2008!.
Given this job at C.A.S, some company in the east.
This was how the job went.....
Open the sewage cover and collect whatever SHIT is in it, ok my colleague did just that. As if that wasnt bad enough, he told me that in order for more water to pass through the sampling point, i'd have to go to the nearest toilet and flush like a zillion times before he collects 3 litres worth of shit and pee and god knows what goes down the toilet bowl.
So i stood there for 20secs thinking uhhhhhh, wouldnt that mean 10mins worth of flushing? I then made my way to the nearest loo and flush-o-mania2008 started. Flush flush flush flush flush.... Then this group of factory workers gave me this really weird look when they entered the toilet, what on earth is this serial flusher doing here? So i slammed the cubical door shut and continued flushing for 10mins. 10! whole mins.
I was so sick of flushing by the end of the day, pardon me for not flushing any toilet bowls used today.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

8:06 PM

Part 1 left us begging for more, the sequel got us begging to leave the theatre. Yes AVP2 was an upset. Screw the director, the Predators were supposed to be owned.
BUT!!!!The poor movie isn't gonna stop me from getting the toys!!!!!....

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

5:46 PM

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!

Not the best new years eve celebration.

To begin with, i busted my knee before anything started. Felt like Terry
fox as we thread our way through city link to the Esplanade.

At the Shears bridge we were made to suffer at the hands of the "Black express" Freaking annoying line of "you know!". The fire works display was brief but beautiful.

Celebration later at Boat quay was a notch better. We got to know who was "jui ben". Ushered in the new year with approximately 3 hours of sleep in about 47 hours or more. Sorry clif for shooting the rubber band at your lips, but still i've got to say this.....

"Ni jui ben"