Upon watching the movie "Holloween" i have the following to conclude:

1: Caucasian mums are HOT.

2:Teenagers copulate during holloween. (Does this occur here as well?)

3:Sibling rivalry tightens the bond, even if it means killing your sibling.(Try it.)

work was as usual, reached home around 6+ in the evening and decided to go out for dinner. It was decided last minute so it was once again BOTAK JONES. HAHA my staple diet. Hung out at the dam with Cheng,Clif,Jeff,Sam and Phan. OK so nothing special happened other than the GU GU fight. jeff's initiative, interesting indeed. The funniest piece of shit that happened was at the carpark of block 100+. There was this lorry parked in the lot and on the door read Cheng's. Obviously it was a company vehicle, and of course we whipped out our phones. Not exactly "we" but only clif and clif alone took out his phone and started snapping away at the Logo. The pictures were blur so i suggested clif get off the car and walk up to the lorry and snap a picture of the damn logo. He got up and out of the car took out his phone and immediatly kept it, hastily returning to the car. OK THIS IS WHY....


When he came back into the car he said, "EH THE UNCLE INSIDE". Then came the burst of laughter, we didnt notice the driver inside the vehicle all this while. DAMN PAII SEHHH. HAHA HAHAHAHA Good job clif.

The cabonara at 7mile hawker centre is freaking good can rival megabites one. Work as usual my stupid life nothing eventful, but there was this phenomenon today, the moon appeared before the sun could set around 6 plus. This phenomenon is known as "Lunarecliptopyroagenda". YEAAA that's wicked, as complex as it sounds its all a load of shit i came up with that. The name is fake but i really saw the moon up there at 6 odd. Perhaps I'm going insane , but u people got to believe meeee.

Balls to my supervisor(shall not be named). F*ing wanna be sarcastic with me. Just because of my "no pay leave", he gave me a military style message reply. Those do not mess with me or i'll f* u up style. Maybe i took it with too many pinches of salt, should learn to chill abit. Makes me dread work more, f*ing pathetic office with a shabby lab the whole place is a heap of shit like its occupants. I feel like emptying a bottle of benzene into the lab and lock everyone in there, and laugh at them when i set them free.

NO comments bout today.................!

I was at the Shangri-la ilah ilah eh ehh ehhhh.... Damn nice lah the place and was treated to free buffet by the boss. Awesome, was there to do some stupid Air quality test. So damn humiliating, just suddenly push a trolley into Shangri-la then all the cai look at you like a low down dog because you've got the contractors pass. Shambolic man. Nice nice ambience, intend to spend my pay for 1 night at shangri-la, anyboday wanna accompany me? Strictly for ladies only! Don't worry i'll pay. HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAH.

Bola-ed with Cheng,Clif Jeff and co. Lamps is back! I cant feel my legs now, serious! I got to get my mum to wheel me around the house on my computer desk chair. Ok time for FM.

I'm actually having my dinner while blogging, this and all just so i can squeeze in more time for F.M. It's my life i'm married to it already. Thus no longer single. Gymed with Cheng just now and i kinda met someone i didnt expect to. Wasnt pleased at all to see that someone.

It's day two at work after my nasty illness, and my brain is still alittle rusted. I actually walked up to the card reader where you're supposed to tap your card so the door will unlock and tried to press it as though its a button. Luckily no one was behind me.

OK time for an intimate evening with F.M.

Watching the "when you're gone MTV" i kinda realize that Avril has sexy SEXY incisors. Meowwwww.....

I get all these people asking me if i were gonna die, to those people. ITS NOT FUNNY OK? I really considered the what ifs. Anyway feeling much better now, hopefully it doesnt come back. Must be because of Mr Woodcock, it's a must watch!

Uplifting wishes from cai =)


He wishes me well, and asks me not to die. He wants to come back and party with me and not go to my tombstone with curry chicken and joss sticks and pai pai.

Cai, i dont use joss sticks, maybe cheese cake and candle on the tomb.

OK, on a different note. I conclude that she sucks, and so does everything around me.

Time to listen to some Kanye west to find motivation to battle whatevers in me.

That was probably the lamest post, roasted mind. No substance. Sick of getting sick..........................

Things look bleak for me, my temp soared to a high of 40 deg celcius today. I was relagated to the sofa or the bed, unable to move with ease. So the TV was my companion. I was watching discovery channel, and they were showing this programme "Hunter Hunted" earlier this morning. They depicted the scenes from the Sandy Billabong incident in Australia.

Ok the story in a nutshell, this group of tourist were swimming in the billabong in the darkness of the night in crocodile infested water 5 metres deep. Disaster was inevitable, they were just gambling with their lives. True enough disaster struck and one lady was dragged under by a crocodile 14 feet long which was shot dead later on.

Thing is the scientist found out what pushed the croc to attack humans, and guess what? It's because of its injured snout and it was rather skinny. Therefore forcing it to pick on weaker prey such as humans. There was another episode on this lion in FIJI with a deformed canine tooth, also preyed on humans because of it's deformed tooth. They flashed a picture of the poor lion, wah lao the face and body was so badly bruised and the mane on the poor lion was kinda ripped off also. Oh ya and the croc was shot 5 times and harpooned twice.

Thats animal cruelty they should have asked the animals first before killing them. Humans ah......


Well well well, i'll be away from work for another 2 more days. Seems pretty serious fever up to 39.6 deg cel. Think i'm gonna piss off my supervisor. Check out this drug name, cool or what? So you guys got to put up with my awkward behavior for the nxt few days, can't help it lah. Down on my luck i have to miss the next few days of work im gonna miss out on the sea trip. If i was at work today i would have gone down to sentosa. WHAT A WASTE, and of cos no gym as well. Worst of all the weight loss. F* man.

IM DOWN WITH GASTRIC FLU. F* cant gym tomorrow, thats the sad part. On the high side, i could skip work for some rest tomorrow. Well work today was enjoyable, was down at all the beaches in singapore to collect some water samples. Guess what? It's the second day in a row i'm having Rosemary Chicken Cheesy Bites Fondue for dinner. Had a regular one to myself last night and had half a large one to myself today. Well im dead serious about my weight gaining regime, gotta reach 68kg so some china punk wont come and compare with me. I dont see how i can gain weight when im having gastric flu, puke from all sources including the rear. Early night tonight! Goodnight PEEEEPLEE.
PS. Liverpool didnt DESERVE THE FUR EEKING match last night.

Liverpool shouldn't have won the freakin match. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woke up at 1pm today, finally past the 6.30am mark. Was down right pissed the moment i woke up. The FREAKIN weather was hell. Went to town for some shopping but ended up stuck at Lucky Plaza, doing some pooling and horsing around at the archade.

Does anyone knows what outrage of modesty means? Anyone experienced it before? I fell victim to a "shim" at orchard tower this evening. Totally freaked out!!!! SO SICKKKKKKK. I was weak in the knees i swear. I'll be back lah the following weekend, to patronize some pub over at orchard tower. Small and cozy with man-u supporters. Sweeeet.

Towards the end of the day i was totally pissed of, because i'll be missing the soccer session tomorrow. OUT with an ankle injury. Gonna be a boring sunday.

Anyone seen the new orange cabs yet, damn cool Toyota wish somemore. MTV boiling point was in Singapore today. They trailed me the whole day, testing my patience. I had little to offer lah, they had the weather at 33 degree celcius. Made me go to stupid job sites which were human ovens and most importantly created a massive jam on my way home. Pissed to death today coupled with other reasons, cant say though. If my instincts were right then she ought to rot.

Went to catch RE3 EXTINCTION, what a joke of an ending. SO vague, they should at least shown the hundereds of Alice's walking together. My eyes couldnt get enough of her!!! Anyway poor show from my point of view, slow start abrubt end.

WEEKEND IS HEREEEEEEE!!!!!!

Had a chance to catch the Motorolians in action today when i was down at Techpoint for some noise monitoring shit. Spotted a couple or more weird stuff in the factory. One of which, the most eye catching of them all the EMO button. Yes the EMO button, it's big and red looks like it'll launch a rocket or something. There was also the DAD machine, god knows what it does. Then there was the offspring of the motherboard, i actually saw a daughter board. Seems like these factories are actually cloning humans !!! Underground stuff, cannot divulge too much. OUHHHH... before i forget to mention about this. DID ANYONE CATCH LIVERBOO IN ACTION? Poor fellas, congrats to Cisse and Zenden.

They are a book without a content page, a storybook with the last few pages torn off. So unpredictable and uncomprehensible.
Anyway cliton suggested i mention his name here so that this blog will be viewed 1000000000000times. Well clif, i'm waiting. Think by tomorrow can rival that other blog already what is it again? dogspot.blogspot or something, ohhh nono its brogsplot.blogspot hahaha. Anyway was at the selatar dam earlier and there was a death defying stunt pulled out by non other than Jeff the stuntman. He tried to do a 360 round the barrier flip. Wasted no picture. Anyway there were tonnes of fans over to show their support, Cheng who was gleefully clapping his hands and another in the form of Clifton inflating a plastic umbrella holder and slapping it against his head. What a day, good publicity for the Selatar Dam.

Today is the boxing day of childrens day. Nothing eventful occured today. Soooooo i've got nothin much to say except..........Well still cant think of anything.







Ever wondered what's it like to be caught in a wild goose chase, or rather the wild swan chase. It's irritating how those creatures from venus think. Either they have got a really highly developed brain, or they are just plain dumb or should i say blind on how they are oblivious to the signs that are being flashed. Thing is, the signs ARE NOT vague at all, right flash across the face type. Either they are down right genuine but simply passive creatures OR they are such good chameleons and just mimic whatever you do. Infuriating shit.

PS: To myself (Get well soon)

HAPPY CHILDRENS DAY peeps. Its childrens day today so i decided to pamper myself with a day off from work. Watch more cartoons, eat more fast food and of course sleep more. That wasn't the main reason lah, it was also because of my injured ankle! I was ready to take the cross during my training yesterday afternoon at the traning grounds of Stamford Bridge when Essien came in with a crunching tackle. Grant gave him a dressing down, as he could have ended my career in that instance. I was pretty pissed off with him, untill he offered me dinner as an apology. Thing is, i think i'll be out for three weeks. DAMN!!!! To myself: Get well soon.