Wacko Driver: Science park heading towards Bukit Batok.

This was the first time in my life someone almost made me pee-ed in my pants for reckless driving.
This crack-pot cabby Neo Choo Song. Basket, drove like he was possessed. I guess he was, the conversations he started was total nonsense. (I made up his name, he didn't display his license card. Which makes me suspect that he stole the cab.

During one of dozen unintelligible sentences he brought up, he started off asking me if i know about this guy by the name of $#&^#@$ ok it was in Chinese couldn't catch the name. I sat there stunned, and shook my head. Then he asked if i had watched this show "#$%^&*%". OK! Some Chinese show again or documentary or whatever. Then i said no again, with that said and done,it catalysed that cocked-up brain cells of his. Then his rantings began. Ok, to be exact he said in mandarin of course:
Neo: You never watch this show? You don't know who he/she is?
Me: Hur hur, No.
Neo:Where do you come from?
Me Singapore.
Neo:Good, You dont know who he is?
Me:No
Neo:GOOD.
Neo:Short pause
Neo:You don't know him? Doesn't mean he doesn't exist right?
(Pretty freaked out) Me: Uhhh ya...Hur hur
Neo:Iyah whether or not he exist is non of my business right? Guan wo she mo pi shi? Dui ma?
Me:Hur Hur........................

Then he breaks down cursing just about anything within his sight. I felt like jumping out the cab.

Please note, Characters used here are purely fictional.